Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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