Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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