she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
