How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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