oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you would pick up someone in the library
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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