ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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