Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I did not marry a roomba.
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