As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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