i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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