Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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