it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
He did a backflip because drugs
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
