Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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