You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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