I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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