I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
why didn't you poke me back
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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