chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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