sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
