in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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