That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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