i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
i drank out of a bidet.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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