bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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