so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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