Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
im on a boat
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