: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
God, I missed his penis.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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