I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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