this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
it glows. i had to have it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Randomize
