Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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