Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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