tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
