Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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