Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
