The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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