All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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