Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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