In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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