Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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