we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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