I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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