it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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