DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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