We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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