And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
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