now i know why i became what i already was.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
