they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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