I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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