all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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