White coat. Heels.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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