She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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