i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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