so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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