Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
